Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
when will the rest of the world catch up
- me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
- me the second i get home: nah
My math teacher called me average.
aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!
I’m sure she is getting all choked up
It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!
Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it
sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.
That girl is sucking a penis.
woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions
"You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you."
Riding his hard as a rock cock..
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.